Janet Carr
Experienced, Freelance Clojure Developer for Startups.
University drop out, so you know I'm good at this.

The Talk
It's like a resume, but much more fun.
Full languages toolbox thanks to Golang, Clojure(script), Python, HTML, CSS, Javascript, and Nodejs. I've been known to store data in PostgreSQL, MySQL, Cassandra, and MongoDB when I'm desperate.
I have strong opinions about the bad decisions you've made for your architecture and organization, but let's just get it out there already.
Alarms are ringing, and I'm running in the night because of AWS, Terraform, Docker, InfluxDB, and PagerDuty.
Being an entrepreneur means I know sales and marketing are more important than development. Just don't tell the other developers.
See? I really am good at this.
Janet is a true professional, she's highly productive and produces exceptional work. We'd jump at the chance to work together again.
Recommended with a cup of coffee.